If I meditate, at least.

Maybe it's just me - but after awhile, while doing the Big Mind Process, that old bugaboo resistance chimes, in, and my "inner sarcastic bastard" - maybe the controller? - just takes over the whole show.

Here's what I mean -

With great passion and great vigor, I engage in the Big Mind process. 

Question:  "How big is my mind?"

Answer"  "I don't know how big, but however big it is, your mind is pretty dumb".

I move my body, and shift to the seeking mind:

Question:  "What does the seeking mind have to say"?
Answer:  "Where did I put my car keys?"

I then move my body, and shift to the non-seeking mind:

Question:  "What does the non-seeking mind have to say"?
Answer:  "[Insert appropriate television jingle like "Martin and Rossi on the rocks say YES"].

Jingles figure a lot in these answers.

I then move my body, and shift to Big Heart

Question:  "What does Big Heart have to say"?
Answer:  "Hava nagila, hava nagila
Hava nagila venis'mecha!"

Question:  "What does Big Mind have to say?"
Answer:  "I've already told you, schmuck.  There's nothing to do, nothing to say, just be.  End of discusssion. Would you GET IT already?"