If I created reality, this is what would be happening:

1. I'd have won at least two lotteries
2. I would be a linux expert/programming expert.
3. I would have started Zaadz - myself!
4. I would have the abs of Brad Pitt.
5. I'd live next to the Playboy mansion - and be invited to all the best parties.
6.  George Bush woudl be a failed baseball commissioner, already forced to give up the job.
7. I would be on the Dalai Lama's top ten speed dial, and he would bunk at my place, when he was in town.
8. Not to mention, I'd be running an Integral Community Center.
9. I would be an excellent guitar player - I'd play once a week at my club, and Eddie, John McLaughlin, Jimmy, Stevie Ray, they'd all stop by occasionally to shoot the sh*t, compare notes.
10. I'd have visitied 200 countries.
11. Did I mention living next to the Playboy mansion?

(Okay, okay, that's 11.  Some items are worth mentioning twice.)